Posted by: Nancy Wilson in Uncategorised on
Feb 21, 2009
Valentine’s Day? Bah luvbug says Nancy Wilson.
For more years than I care to admit, I’ve been single in the South of France. No, there’s nothing “wrong” with me and if I hear “but you have so much to offer” one more time, I’ll vow to celibacy for the rest of my days. It’s not that I don’t meet people, far from it in fact due to the nature of
Posted by: Nancy Wilson in Uncategorised on
Aug 18, 2008
My celebrity rant of the week: I hugely respect John Mayer as a song writer (a kudos I reserve for maybe three or four other all-time musicians) so I can only shake my head at his impromptu press conference over the weekend to open up about his break-up with Jennifer Aniston. “There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing.” Well done
Posted by: Nancy Wilson in Uncategorised on
Aug 01, 2008
Standing in line at an x-ray clinic today, waiting, waiting, waiting while the ill-mannered receptionist, whose detached and unsympathetic mannerisms I've become accustomed to over time, continued to ignore me. No, there was nobody else in line, in the lobby, in the parking lot. But there I was leaning against the wall.
An elderly couple came out
Posted by: Nancy Wilson in Uncategorised on
Jul 18, 2008
I spent the better part of last evening listening to a friend’s relationship saga. She and her girlfriend of 2 1/2 years had twins four months ago. Not an easy process for anyone, but IVF in France is illegal for non-heterosexuals. So they went to Brussels, back and forth, back and forth, doctors appointments, psychologist appointments, clinic
Posted by: Nancy Wilson in Uncategorised on
Jul 17, 2008
Left the house in a daze early this morning to pick up my nephew at the airport. Walking to my car, the dogs next doors started their territorial yapping and the neighbour comes around the corner shouting at them to be quiet. Fair enough but he’s wearing a Speedo. Why, why, why? I haven’t even had my morning coffee, my stomach turns, my eyes are
Posted by: Nancy Wilson in Uncategorised on
Jul 16, 2008
If I were clever,
I’d quit my job today,
Enroll in university
To be an oby-gyn nurse, as they say.
I’d be top of my class
While reading the tabloids on the side,
Graduate in a few years time,
Taking it all in stride.
Then I’d calculate Angelina’s next date of birth,
And Google earth where she’d be,
I’d apply to that local hospital,
And earn the trust of
Posted by: Nancy Wilson in Uncategorised on
Jul 15, 2008
I can sleep better now knowing along with the rest of the world and orbiting planets that Brad Pitt is “the happiest father ever”. Or that according to Dr Michel Sussmann, “he was very moved and very emotional” which I guess is quite shocking because most fathers who cut a veiny, flexible, human cord aren’t moved ... to vomit.
Clearly, Brad is a
Posted by: Nancy Wilson in Uncategorised on
Jul 04, 2008
Am I the only person who thinks that botox has seeped into the minds of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? They claim to have chosen the South of France for the birthplace of their incoming twins because the French respect privacy of celebrities. Fair enough. But maybe they got more than they bargained for because hey, guess what? The French don’t care